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Giant Blue Ball (not a blueberry story)
The Story
One day a young woman was chilling in her sofa watching television and sees an ad. The woman in the ad is selling a Giant Blue Ball and that's its the last in stock, she puts the price to $200 but she offers a special deal if someone calls in the next five minutes they can get for $19.99 and overnight shipping. She gives a warning to not pop the Giant Blue Ball or else suffer the price. The young woman quickly grabs the phone and dials the number on the screen, she is greeted by the same person who was on the ad and the lady said, congrats ur the first person to call and to order our last Giant Blue Ball for $19.99 and overnight shipping. She gets excited and finishes the order but before she hanged up the lady tells her: beware don't pop it or become it goodbye.
The young woman gets too excited and continues her normal day by watching television and seeing her friends to tell them the product she bought. When she got to her friends place she told them right away, but they responded happy but at the same worried about her. They tell her stories about the same product that was on T.V telling her the effects that people who they knew that popped it and became it. She tells her friends that they are crazy and then leaves. She returns home and got ready for bed excited to receive the ball in the morning and go in bed to begin to sleep.
The next morning she is waken by a doorbell ring, she gets up saying ITS HERE YAY and runs to the door. When she opened the door she sees a giant box and standing next to the box is the mail lady. She tells her: here's ur package, but the mail lady tells her to be careful the same thing the lady on T.V and her friends told her. She just signs the paper and pulled the box in. She opens it and the Giant blue ball rolls out of the box and sat in front of her. She gets so excited to have her own Giant Blue ball, she sees a piece of paper inside the box saying all the things to do with it like play with it and other stuff, but then the same warning is on the bottom of the paper. So she ignored it and began to bounce it around and rolling it back and forward, until she accidentally popped the ball and all the shreds falls on her and into her mouth and swallowed it. She felt like chocking but then it stopped and she got upset that its popped. So she went to go take a quick nap.
She woke up with a pain in her stomach as she began to inflate. She gets so scared and started to panic and yell. The inflation continued throughout her body until her body started to become round shiny and blue like the ball. Her face became blue as well as her arms and legs as of her hair turning blue as well. Soon her arms and legs were consumed by the ball unable to move she said in one place, and her voice started to squeak as her face became shiny like latex. At last her head was consumed by the ball and she became a Giant Blue Ball. 3 days past since her transformation, inside the ball she is crying because not only she is a giant blue ball that she cant move or see and that she ignored all of the warnings from everyone she knows. She yells for help with her squeaky voice struggling to move. She spends the rest of her life trapped inside a giant blue ball as she has met her DOOM!!!
The End
First every story written hope u all like it and enjoyed reading this
Script:
Young Woman: GOD I'M SO BORED THERE'S NOTHING ON TELEVISION THESE DAYS
Advertiser Lady: Are u bored of watching television all by yourself
Advertiser Lady: IF yes then u need a Giant Blue Ball. This ball can change ur life from being bored to having fun with it
Young Woman: That's so cool I want one
Advertiser Lady: This is our last one in stock and if u order in the next 5 minutes u can buy it for $19.99, Originally it was $150 but now u can get for $19.99 in the next five minutes and get overnight shipping when u call
Young Woman: Finally something to not make me bored and to entertain me forever and ever I'm gonna call
Announcer: call 1800-Giant-Blue-Ball to place the order must 18 years or over to call
Phone rings
Advertiser Lady: Congrats ur the first person to call and to order our last Giant Blue Ball for $19.99 and overnight shipping.
Young Woman: OMG I'm so lucky and very happy YAY
Advertiser Lady: yea but one thing: beware don't pop it or become it goodbye
Hangs up
Young Woman: Weird what did she mean become it, oh well people these days are weird. Now to wait
Young Woman: I'm so excited, I gotta tells the other girls about this we are meeting at the bar today anyways
At The Bar
Girlfriend #1: That's so cool ur own giant blue ball so proud of you
Girlfriend #2: yea ur so lucky
Girlfriend #3: yea but have u heard about the warning
Girlfriend #1: oh yea, look don't pop it because if u do u become it
Girlfriend #2: yea I know someone who popped it and then the next day they became it
Young Woman: U guys too god ur so weird must be all the beer u guys drank well i'm tired see u guys soon
Girlfriends: BYE!!! and be careful
Midnight
Young Woman: Well tomorrow morning the mail man will bring me the ball so excited and so tired
The Next Day
Door Bell Rings
Young Woman: YAY ITS FINALLY HERE
Opens the door
Mail Lady: Hello package for u today and its a big one. U need help to bring it inside?
Young Woman: Yes and thank u, i'll sign this
Mail Lady: Well all set, and remember don't pop or become it got it
Slams the door
Young Woman: Even the mail lady too god people are really weird
Young Woman: Well time to open this bad boy up and start playing.
Young Woman: Wow its so big and blue, hey there's a letter on it. God dammit it has the same fucking warning its annoying, whatever time to play
10 hours later
Young Woman: man that was so fun I love u giant blue ball
POP
Young Woman: OW THE SHREDS HIT ME IN THE FACE AND WENT IN MY MONTH, OH NO I POPPED IT BY ACCIDENT NO NOW ILL BE BORED FOR EVER.
Young Woman: I'm gonna go cry on my bed for a while
3 hours later
Young Woman: Ow my stomach hurts so bad why does it hurt
Young Woman: AHHHHHHHHHH I'M STARTING TO INFLATED OMG OMG
Young Woman: What do I do my belly is getting bigger and bigger and i'm turning blue
Young Woman: my legs are gone i can't see them and I cant' move anymore, now my arms have gone inside the ball.
Young Woman: panicking what do to what to do
Young Woman: My voice is changing its so squeaky and my face is shiny as latex AHHHHHHHHHH my head is being eaten by the ball NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 days later inside the ball
Young Woman: Crying, help someone please help me i'm trapped inside the ball. Why didn't i listen to everyone i shouldn't have popped the ball now ima giant blue ball forever and ever, i can't see or move i finally accept my fate here goodbye world i'll miss u all.
One day a young woman was chilling in her sofa watching television and sees an ad. The woman in the ad is selling a Giant Blue Ball and that's its the last in stock, she puts the price to $200 but she offers a special deal if someone calls in the next five minutes they can get for $19.99 and overnight shipping. She gives a warning to not pop the Giant Blue Ball or else suffer the price. The young woman quickly grabs the phone and dials the number on the screen, she is greeted by the same person who was on the ad and the lady said, congrats ur the first person to call and to order our last Giant Blue Ball for $19.99 and overnight shipping. She gets excited and finishes the order but before she hanged up the lady tells her: beware don't pop it or become it goodbye.
The young woman gets too excited and continues her normal day by watching television and seeing her friends to tell them the product she bought. When she got to her friends place she told them right away, but they responded happy but at the same worried about her. They tell her stories about the same product that was on T.V telling her the effects that people who they knew that popped it and became it. She tells her friends that they are crazy and then leaves. She returns home and got ready for bed excited to receive the ball in the morning and go in bed to begin to sleep.
The next morning she is waken by a doorbell ring, she gets up saying ITS HERE YAY and runs to the door. When she opened the door she sees a giant box and standing next to the box is the mail lady. She tells her: here's ur package, but the mail lady tells her to be careful the same thing the lady on T.V and her friends told her. She just signs the paper and pulled the box in. She opens it and the Giant blue ball rolls out of the box and sat in front of her. She gets so excited to have her own Giant Blue ball, she sees a piece of paper inside the box saying all the things to do with it like play with it and other stuff, but then the same warning is on the bottom of the paper. So she ignored it and began to bounce it around and rolling it back and forward, until she accidentally popped the ball and all the shreds falls on her and into her mouth and swallowed it. She felt like chocking but then it stopped and she got upset that its popped. So she went to go take a quick nap.
She woke up with a pain in her stomach as she began to inflate. She gets so scared and started to panic and yell. The inflation continued throughout her body until her body started to become round shiny and blue like the ball. Her face became blue as well as her arms and legs as of her hair turning blue as well. Soon her arms and legs were consumed by the ball unable to move she said in one place, and her voice started to squeak as her face became shiny like latex. At last her head was consumed by the ball and she became a Giant Blue Ball. 3 days past since her transformation, inside the ball she is crying because not only she is a giant blue ball that she cant move or see and that she ignored all of the warnings from everyone she knows. She yells for help with her squeaky voice struggling to move. She spends the rest of her life trapped inside a giant blue ball as she has met her DOOM!!!
The End
First every story written hope u all like it and enjoyed reading this
Script:
Young Woman: GOD I'M SO BORED THERE'S NOTHING ON TELEVISION THESE DAYS
Advertiser Lady: Are u bored of watching television all by yourself
Advertiser Lady: IF yes then u need a Giant Blue Ball. This ball can change ur life from being bored to having fun with it
Young Woman: That's so cool I want one
Advertiser Lady: This is our last one in stock and if u order in the next 5 minutes u can buy it for $19.99, Originally it was $150 but now u can get for $19.99 in the next five minutes and get overnight shipping when u call
Young Woman: Finally something to not make me bored and to entertain me forever and ever I'm gonna call
Announcer: call 1800-Giant-Blue-Ball to place the order must 18 years or over to call
Phone rings
Advertiser Lady: Congrats ur the first person to call and to order our last Giant Blue Ball for $19.99 and overnight shipping.
Young Woman: OMG I'm so lucky and very happy YAY
Advertiser Lady: yea but one thing: beware don't pop it or become it goodbye
Hangs up
Young Woman: Weird what did she mean become it, oh well people these days are weird. Now to wait
Young Woman: I'm so excited, I gotta tells the other girls about this we are meeting at the bar today anyways
At The Bar
Girlfriend #1: That's so cool ur own giant blue ball so proud of you
Girlfriend #2: yea ur so lucky
Girlfriend #3: yea but have u heard about the warning
Girlfriend #1: oh yea, look don't pop it because if u do u become it
Girlfriend #2: yea I know someone who popped it and then the next day they became it
Young Woman: U guys too god ur so weird must be all the beer u guys drank well i'm tired see u guys soon
Girlfriends: BYE!!! and be careful
Midnight
Young Woman: Well tomorrow morning the mail man will bring me the ball so excited and so tired
The Next Day
Door Bell Rings
Young Woman: YAY ITS FINALLY HERE
Opens the door
Mail Lady: Hello package for u today and its a big one. U need help to bring it inside?
Young Woman: Yes and thank u, i'll sign this
Mail Lady: Well all set, and remember don't pop or become it got it
Slams the door
Young Woman: Even the mail lady too god people are really weird
Young Woman: Well time to open this bad boy up and start playing.
Young Woman: Wow its so big and blue, hey there's a letter on it. God dammit it has the same fucking warning its annoying, whatever time to play
10 hours later
Young Woman: man that was so fun I love u giant blue ball
POP
Young Woman: OW THE SHREDS HIT ME IN THE FACE AND WENT IN MY MONTH, OH NO I POPPED IT BY ACCIDENT NO NOW ILL BE BORED FOR EVER.
Young Woman: I'm gonna go cry on my bed for a while
3 hours later
Young Woman: Ow my stomach hurts so bad why does it hurt
Young Woman: AHHHHHHHHHH I'M STARTING TO INFLATED OMG OMG
Young Woman: What do I do my belly is getting bigger and bigger and i'm turning blue
Young Woman: my legs are gone i can't see them and I cant' move anymore, now my arms have gone inside the ball.
Young Woman: panicking what do to what to do
Young Woman: My voice is changing its so squeaky and my face is shiny as latex AHHHHHHHHHH my head is being eaten by the ball NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 days later inside the ball
Young Woman: Crying, help someone please help me i'm trapped inside the ball. Why didn't i listen to everyone i shouldn't have popped the ball now ima giant blue ball forever and ever, i can't see or move i finally accept my fate here goodbye world i'll miss u all.
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